Restaurants offer diners both a delicious reprieve from the kitchen and a secure environment that makes it virtually impossible for the dish to run away with the spoon. Keep your eating implements obedient with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of elegant New American fare at Edgar's Restaurant, located on the scenic J.E. Good Park Golf Course. Edgar's fuels depleted stomach tanks with its menu of starters, specialty salads, sandwiches, entrees, and more. Teeth-trawl the sautéed depths of the tilapia piccata, which swims in a sea of roasted red peppers, capers, lemon, and white-wine butter sauce ($17), or scale the boneless slopes of the smoked pork loin, which plates a 10 oz. smoked chop with rosemary and shrimp mash, bourbon-apple demi-glace, and a vegetable of the day ($16). Thirsty throats can select a sippable from Edgar's wine list to lubricate conversations about irradiated-astronaut sightings.
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The Groupon Guide to: Wintery Water
Water, the second-most-popular pool filling after Vaseline, frequently transmogrifies into obnoxious, shiver-inducing semi-solids during the winter. Here's a look at the forms of water only found during this season:
Snow: Snow can be rolled into grenade-sized balls and thrown at children without legal penalty, since the evidence melts into harmless fetid water before police can arrive. Three larger snowballs can be used to create lifelike man-facsimiles that make ideal party guests if human friends prove too elusive.
Sleet: This chilly cloud excretion famously poses no threat to mail carriers, who bat the sleet away with their government-issued baseball bats while carrying out their routes on government-issued personal transporters (horses).
Hail: These ice balls come in three sizes: small, medium, and with frogs inside. Children love playing in hailstorms because the rapid stings of the falling hail give them penance for their youthful indiscretions.
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