Every prince knows that the most effective way to wake up a sleeping beauty is not with a boring kiss but with a single potent drop of fiery green chili. Awaken tired taste buds in royal fashion with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of Mexican fare and drinks at Hot Harry's Fresh Burritos.
The tortilla technicians at Hot Harry's whip up piping hot Mexican dishes of fresh veggies and spice-fired meats with disarming precision and speed. Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, hungry nutrient-hunters can nosh on Harry's chips and queso ($3.19) before moving on to their delicious cross-cultural bacon-cheeseburger quesadilla ($6.99), a fusion of cheese, bacon, ground beef, lettuce, and tomato. More traditional grub-fiends can opt for a classic burrito ($6.19), with one of the pizzazzified protein offerings such as cilantro lime-steak, Yucatan chicken marinated with fresh-squeezed oranges, adobo chicken marinated in red chili sauce, pulled pork, Baja tofu, or Cajun catfish (add $1.25). All burritos can be upgraded from regular to super or monster-sized and complimented with one of their signature sauces: wimpy, Hot Damn Harry, southwest ranch, buffalo, and thai peanut sauce. Oatmeal-phobics can get their morning food fix with one of Harry's breakfast offerings, such as the sun-shiner burrito, stuffed with eggs, bacon, cheese, home fries, and salsa ($4.95), or the sloppy breakfast burrito, brimming with egg, homemade chili, cheese, sour cream, onion, and self-cleaning moist-towelette wrapper ($4.75).
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Barbecue Secrets
Every barbecue joint boasts a secret ingredient or technique that makes its sauce unlike any other. Since most barbecue chefs have taken these secrets to the grave, here's a new list of public-domain barbecue secrets for the aspiring grillsman:
- Throw recipe thieves off your trail by filling your sauce with decoy ingredients such as talc, water, and heaping spoonfuls of rival sauces.
- Age your sauce in an oak cask for 15 years—it doesn't do anything, but you'll sure be hungry by then.
- Go bananas—add bananas to your sauce!
- BBQ is short for B.B. Queen—the wife of legendary bluesman B.B. King—and real barbecue sauce must contain exactly one of her soulful tears.
- As with success in any field, the real secret ingredient is confidence —except in barbecue sauces, in which it is horseradish.
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