Bars have become the meeting places of choice now that libraries, public parks, and desolate midnight crossroads are all under Prohibition. Enjoy delicious dalliance with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of bar fare at Legends Sports Lounge. This Groupon cannot be used toward alcohol.
A harvest of 26 HD flat-screen televisions and a menu teeming with staple pub grub satisfy both peepers and taste buds at Legends Sports Lounge. Customers can nosh on starters such as cheese-filled jalapeño poppers ($6.99) or potato skins with chili, cheese, and sour cream ($7.99) before tackling a chicken parmesan sandwich, doused in mozzarella and marinara sauce and served on a hoagie bun ($8.99). Conciliate carnivorous cravings with a half-pound burger ($8.99), or opt for a quartet of mini Angus beef sliders to ensure that each of your stomachs gets fed equally ($7.99). Meat-free fodder includes the veggie burger ($7.99) and veggie wrap ($7.99)—a bundle of sautéed mushrooms, roasted red peppers, red onions, tomatoes, and cucumbers—both of which provide enough herbaceous energy to keep customers rooting for their favorite baseball, hockey, or tightrope polo teams until the bar closes at 2 a.m.
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There is no point in boxing if you don't have a good nickname. In fact, most fights are called on account of dominant pseudonym, in which the nickname allows the judges to know who the better fighter is before the bout has even begun. Here is a guide to finding your nomme de lutte:
- If you suffer from hair-trigger nosebleeds, then your nickname is:
Bloodstorm - If you told all your friends that Bruce Willis was a skeleton the whole time, then your nickname is:
Spoiler Alert - If you punch people really hard in the face, then your nickname is:
Dr. Punch-Hard, Attorney at Jaw - If you are two kids posing as an adult, hoping to use the prize money to save the rec center, then your nickname is:
A Marketable Screenplay; Contact My Agent, Gene Lamplight - If you fight in a violent manner, raging like a bull, then your nickname is:
Dr. Punch-Hard, Attorney at Jaw
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