Dust bunnies reproduce at an alarming rate, burdening people with sneezing fits and hefty unregistered-pet fees. Assuage allergies and angry landlords with today’s Groupon from Power-Kleen Systems. This Groupon is valid for service within 50 miles of Schenectady. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get carpet cleaning for two rooms and one hallway (a $99 value).
- For $74, you get carpet cleaning for five rooms and one hallway (a $149 value).
The carpet steamers at Power-Kleen Systems provide filthy floor coverings with a formidable ally in their fight against bacterial armies, employing fast-drying methods to keep carpet fibers fresh and strong. A pretreatment and deodorizing preps carpets for a complete cleansing, massaging fibers into a state of total relaxation and eliminating mood-killing odors. During traditional hot-water extraction, a truck-mounted system deploys powerful wands that dispense revivifying steam deep into the carpet’s fibers, releasing stubborn stains and hard-to-reach buffalo nickels. Carpets can also be treated with the low-moisture encapsulation method, suited for businesses that cannot spare the drying time necessary for hot-water extraction.
Owner Adam Carangelo confidently employs his company’s products in his own family’s home and personally supervises the cleaning work on every job. He and his staff recommend that carpets be cleaned every year to destroy bacterial social networks and erase territorial mustard markings.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Keeping Clean
Since 1998, when scientists proved that dirt could penetrate people's skin and make them evil, cleanliness has been a medical and moral priority for most people. Here's a guide to keeping clean:
- Look at Soap: Because soap is just a placebo, looking at it is just as effective as using it.
- Make Your Own Water: "Water is good for cleaning"—yes, this is just an old wives' tale, but unlike other old wives' tales, this one is true. Don't waste money on the store-bought stuff, though. You can purchase hydrogen and oxygen in bulk and then make your own water by placing the two elements in a sealed shoebox overnight.
- Bathe Once a Month, Every Month: No taking July off just because you didn't break a sweat eating those firecrackers. Simply fill a bathtub with your homemade water and soak in it until your skin prunes, then swells, then hardens like coral, and then returns to normal.
- Keep Clean Inside and Out: Your internal organs can get gummed up by waxy buildup, toxins, and eggs left behind by the dozens of spiders you accidentally swallow every day. Restore cleanliness to your insides with a daily dose of the most powerful cleaner known to man: a sunny disposition. Also, drink a gallon of mouthwash every Friday.
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