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The Groupon Guide to: Mind Games
Overabundance of mind games is the most widespread nonlycanthropic complaint in American romantic relationships. Learn how to play mind games to your advantage with today's guide:
• If your partner refuses to speak to you, then communicate your passive-aggressive barbs through a joint tax return or stuffed MP3 bear.
• If the promising first date still hasn't called, then wake up early and replace every pronoun in their newspaper with your first and last name.
• If your significant other asks a loaded question to which there is no noninsulting answer, then write it down, send it to the Hi and Lois comic-strip artists, and let us share in the hilarity.
• If your live-in love interest continuously drops hints about tying the knot, then demonstrate your commitment to lifetime commitments by marrying everyone in town. Even that one guy.
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