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Those who say not to judge a book by its cover will never experience the fun of discovering that The Grapes of Wrath contains no heaving bosoms, unicorns, or epic gunfights. Dust your cover's corners with today's Groupon to Pure Radiance Advanced Skin Care. Choose from the following services:
$25 for 60-minute pure radiance organic facial ($65 value). The facial begins by gently purifying the face with a calming cleanser. Then honey, cherries, and layers of vitamins engulf the face via a facial scrub sundae, in order to smooth the skin into a glowing orb of beautiness.
$49 for hydrafacial with peel ($125 value). Enjoy a resurfacing procedure that can be used on most skin types to minimize post-peel scaling. The specialized serum deeply cleans the skin, dislodging dead cells and fulfilling empty birthday wishes. The results will leave you rejoicing in rejuvenation, an overall firming and smoothing of fine lines for extra-moisturized skin.
$25 for the men's facial ($65 value). This man-centric facial deep cleans, exfoliates and extracts. Special cocktails of skin topical are applied to combat the effects of environmental damage and stress like wind, woman, and sun.
This Groupon is only valid for redemption at the spa's new Paradise Hills location.
Dive face first into a pool of joie de vivre with the facial service of your choice. Your visage vantage point will change after a facial properly detoxifies the pores, and rids the skin of toxins and Tolkien novels, to reveal skin as silky smooth as the first sip of a buttery Gewurztraminer. Each treatment is customized to the needs of the individual client. Call ahead to schedule a facial treatment and make amends with your nose-nest after last summer's ill-fated "painted-on moustache" incident.
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Though reviews are limited, three Google Maps reviewers give Pure Radiance a 4.3-star average rating:
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Guide to Face Replacement
The facial treatments at the Pure Radiance Advanced Skin Care will make you feel like you've got a brand new face without undergoing the experimental face-swapping surgery that's still illegal in a plurality of states. Here's a guide to determining if you are really in need of surgical face replacement:
You Have Facial Scars
Do You Need a New Face?: No, facial scars are a handsome and dangerous distinguisher that attracts romanciers and can help set you apart from non-scarred criminals with similar features. Feel free to explain your scars with an adventurous story: sword duel, gone-awry magnetism experiment, or money-booth fan accident.
You Have Severe Burns
Do You Need a New Face?: No. Instead, allow the burns to spur you into a life of vigilantism, becoming the faceless avenger of the night your city has been crying out for since that big dog knocked over Mrs. Silverman's mailbox. Crime Fighting Tip: 98% of crimes happen at docks.
A Celebrity You Vaguely Resemble Is Arrested
Do You Need a New Face?: Yes, obviously. Not only will your friends razz you constantly, but the media will throw badgers through your home's windows and refuse to reimburse you for the high cost of badger removal. Find an inexpensive new face by purchasing the face of an old man for cheap.
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