Though little in America remains to be discovered, some mysteries linger, such as the identity of the fourth face on Mount Rushmore and the reason there are more hot dogs per package than buns. Delve into the unknown with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of American fare and drinks at Burgers Dogs Wings.
Burgers Dogs Wings' menu gives gainful employment and a sense of belonging to the long-undervalued chili, liberally garnishing it on many of the grilled specialties. Order up a dozen wings, which are hand cut daily, and dress them up with one of seven sauces, including habanero or jalapeño for heat-seekers or the pleasant tang of lemon pepper or garlic herb for sensitive tongues ($8.40). The New Mexico patty melt tops a burger with sautéed onions, green chili, and a slice of pepper jack cheese, then tucks it snugly between two slices of texas toast for safe-keeping ($5.99), and the Green Chile Cheesedog pairs the purity of a 100% kosher-beef hot dog with shredded cheese and chili ($4.99). Offset lunchtime loneliness by buying entrees a sidekick from the fry menu, such as the classic medium order of french fries ($1.49). The kids’ menu features tiny-person staples, such as the chicken-strips combo, rounded out with fries and a drink ($2.99), or the tasty trifecta of the three-chicken-wing combo ($2.99).
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The Groupon Guide to: Passing a Lie-Detector Test
Most applications for government jobs, baby-sitting gigs, or radio call-in soothsayer positions now require one to pass a comprehensive polygraph (or lie-detector) exam. Fortunately, you can outwit these fib-finding deceit decipherers. Prepare yourself with this list of commonly asked questions and the strategies for beating them:
Question: What's your name?
Strategy: Polygraph machines collect data by combining the metrics of three different biological factors—brainwave irregularities, sweat discharge, and honesty pheromones. Convey maximum truth by giving them the name you wish you had.
Question: Where were you on the night of July 25?
Strategy: The machine is now collecting location data for veracification (veracity verification). Cover your tracks just in case—tell them you began your day by leaving the amnesia clinic.
Question: Are you made of spaghetti?
Strategy: In interrogator's lingo, this is known as the swerveball, designed to lower your defenses with an absurdly false assumption. You can override the machine's truth circuits by answering while using humanity's oldest defense mechanism—sarcasm.
Question: Have you ever falsified data on a polygraph test?
Strategy: Time to come clean! Confess that you've been effortlessly providing false answers this entire time. Your interrogators will be so impressed with your honesty, they'll give you a passing grade and the title of Trust Deputy, which comes with a honorary key to every home in the city.
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