Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid’s parties with today’s Groupon to Funtastic Jumps. Choose between two options:
- For $98, you get a four-hour party package with a regular bounce house (a $196 value).
- For $138, you get a four-hour party package with a large bounce house (a $276 value).
Each party package includes the following:
- Deluxe regular or large bounce house (up to a $175 value)
- Complimentary setup
- Popcorn, snow cone, or cotton-candy maker and supplies (a $67 value)
- Two tables (a $14 value)
- 20 chairs (a $20 value)
Funtastic Jump's merriment mobiles transport party supplies and crews of the most elite recreation specialists to temporarily transform household backyards into boisterous bouncing bashes. Whether celebrating a birthday or breaking in a new pair of slippers, kids and adults alike can spend four hours ricocheting against the walls of a vibrantly colored bounce house. Inflated dwellings are decorated in a variety of themes and designs, ranging from princesses to monster trucks to cartoon characters. Funtastic Jump personnel arrive to parties early to ensure that setup does not impede the four-hour jump session. Up to 25 guests can munch on fluffy popcorn, chilly snow cones, or billowing cotton candy from the party's personal machine while congregating around tables to discuss string theory.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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