Once mastered, chopsticks are the most manageable eating utensils, unlike forks, which get mangled in the dishwasher, or fingers, which get lost in the mouths of teething sock puppets. Eat easily with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Japanese fare and drinks at Izumi Sushi and Teppan.
The agile sushi and grill chefs at Izumi Sushi and Teppan craft stylish plates of Japanese fare, shaping raw ingredients into elegant rolls or staging tableside cooking performances. As if planning a road trip to the human mouth, chefs command fresh meat or seafood and a four-piece california roll to share bento-box space with four pieces of tempura and steamed rice during lunch ($9.95+). Tongues can also juggle a creatively assembled range of nigiri sushi and maki rolls ($3.95+). While conducting leaping flames at a tableside grill, chefs simmer, flip, and toss marinated steak, chicken, or seafood with stir-fried vegetables and fried rice that form teppanyaki platters ($7.95+). Whether sitting down during lunch, dinner, or into late weekend hours, patrons can dine and discuss the odds that their fish came from Poseidon's personal pasture while seated at the eatery's communal wooden tables and surrounded by traditional paper-screen walls.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: the Police Exam
Let’s face it. Not just anyone can serve or protect. As evidence of this fact, take a look at these excerpted questions from the police exam that you must first ace in order to become an officer of the law:
13. Which of the following does the standard police cruiser NOT come equipped with?
A. Spin lights
B. Heated seats
C. Quick 'n' Ready® Gun Holders
D. A fake criminal (complete with facial scar) for the back seat to intimidate the real criminals who sit next to it
57. Sarge says you have to take this drug pusher in by the book. You:
A. Set up a perimeter around his/her domicile
B. Go to the perp’s known hangouts, hangabouts
C. Contact and question family members
D. Say “Sorry, Chief, I gotta do this my way,” and then jump your motorcycle directly off the ramp and into the drug-making factory
137. You are a sketch artist but are having a hard time picturing the perp. You:
A. Draw a cowboy hat to cover his hair
B. Draw a sleep mask over his eyes
C. Draw him peeking out from behind a wall since most criminals do that and noses are hard to draw
D. All of the above
179. The DA doesn’t like the job you did cataloguing the evidence. You say:
A. “Stay off my back."
B. “Do you even remember what it was like to be a cop?”
C. “Just do your job and nail this scumbag.”
D. Trick question. You plan on having a secret relationship with the DA.
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