Like Hawaii, relaxation can be a challenging state to reach. Ensnare elusive serenity with today’s Groupon to Whole Health Massage. Choose from the following options:
For $10, you get $25 worth of Vanity Botanicals products.
For $33, you get a one-hour aromatherapy massage with complimentary tea (a $90 value).
For $38, you get a spa package (a $100 value) that includes:
- A one-hour aromatherapy massage with complimentary tea
- One 8-ounce Vanity Botanical product
Whole Health Massage, led by seasoned therapist Michael Candelaria, relieves aches and nurtures holistic wellness with a comprehensive collection of therapies. An aromatherapy massage blends modalities to relieve each body's bundle of concerns, infusing the skin with a choice of essential oils and superfluous scents. Swedish massage assuages minor tensions and engenders mental relaxation, or shiatsu techniques manipulate pressure points to release negative energy. Rectify deep-seated issues with either a deep-tissue massage, which evicts knots and lava from muscles' cores, or a myofascial release, which stretches tissue to reduce inflammation and improve range of motion. As noses gently inhale soothing scents, stiff muscles melt under the therapists' hands and stress bats flee from thought caves.
Whole Health Massage's exclusive Vanity Botanicals line of body-care products nurtures exteriors with organic ingredients and therapeutic essential oils. Hand-made in small batches, the products include body butter in three scents ($18/16 oz.), body scrub ($10/8 oz.), and bath salts that incorporate Dead Sea and epsom salts ($10/8 oz.).
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The Groupon Guide to: Surviving a Power Outage
Since Prometheus first stuck a copper tube into a fire to create electricity, man has relied on the surging strength of these charged particles to power his home and his life. If your power goes out, adhere to the following guidelines until it comes back on:
• Stay Calm: Or, if you're scared, start screaming.
• Get Prepared: Every household should have an emergency kit containing a flashlight, first-aid equipment (gauze, etc.), second-aid equipment (crossbows, etc.), and a year's supply of blood.
• Find Your Family: Huddle tightly in a central room of your home to silently decide whom you will eat first, when it comes to that.
• Strike First: It's only a matter of time before your neighbors ransack your house looking for food and spouses. Attack them preemptively, but be not distracted by baubles of gold and rubies—it's their bank of seeds that is most precious now.
• Wait Patiently: If you're a fool, that is. In the dark world you now live in, strength is the only law. Fashion yourself a crown of bricks and beaks, coronate yourself the Forever King, and declare your fingernail clippings the sole currency.
• Check the Fuse Box: Even if the power turns back on, you can't be prosecuted for crimes and seditions committed in the dark.
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