Like Hawaii, relaxation can be a challenging state to reach. Ensnare elusive serenity with today’s Groupon to Whole Health Massage. Choose between the following options:
- For $33, you get a 60-minute aromatherapy massage with complimentary tea for one (a $90 value).
- For $88, you get a 90-minute couples romance package (a $220 value). The package includes the following:
- Two 60-minute massages
- Choice of aromatherapy, hot-stone treatment, or hot-towel treatment
- Snacks plus choice of tea or sparkling cider
Led by seasoned therapist Michael Candelaria, the muscle masons at Whole Health Massage relieve aches and nurture holistic wellness with a comprehensive collection of therapies. During the aromatherapy massage, sinew soothers blend essential oils to help relieve each body's bundle of concerns. As noses gently inhale soothing scents, stiff muscles melt under the therapists' hands and stress bats flee from thought caves. Massage mavens also bestow clients with a small quantity of the custom blend to take home.
Alternatively, the couples romance package begins as therapists draw upon multiple modalities, tailoring bodywork for each prostrate pair. Swedish techniques assuage minor tensions and engender mental relaxation, and shiatsu focuses on pressure points to release negative energy. Deep-tissue work evicts knots and molten lava from muscles' cores, and myofascial release stretches tissue to reduce inflammation and improve range of motion. To further enhance the experience, couples get to add on a choice of aromatherapy, hot-stone therapy, or a hot-towel treatment to the romantic knead-a-thon. After their corpuses enter a state of bliss, duos munch on snacks and imbibe tea or sparkling cider. Buyers should advise Whole Health Massage about which beverage they prefer when booking, and they may also inquire about more add-ons, such as herbal body scrubs ($30; not included in today's deal) or certificates of achievement signed by Cupid.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Wishing Opportunities
Though everyone makes wishes all the time, such as for sandwiches or for their car to not veer into a misplaced piano, very few wishes actually come true if not made via a respectable and agreed upon wishing venue. What are some reliable day-to-day opportunities for wish making?
• Wishing upon a shooting star
• Wishing upon a penny tossed into the mall fountain, or if available, mall volcano
• Wishing any time a digital clock reads 11:11, 12:34, or W1:5H
• Blowing out birthday candles, or in the event of inextinguishable “trick” candles, trimming off the wicks with scissors
• Free wish negotiated via talking fish who apparently couldn’t grant his own wish of “not getting caught in a net”
• Cracking a wishbone in half (wish is granted to the person who felt the most power at the sound of a tiny bone breaking)
• Holding your breath for as long as it takes to learn how to play the game bridge
• Earning a wish by rubbing Frasier’s head
• Working hard and staying honest while dedicating yourself to improving the skills that will allow you to act on real-world opportunities you make for yourself, and also, buying a $600 rabbit’s foot
• Making a wish every time you see a dog, tree, or car, just in case
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