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Unless you're cultivating a valuable sock collection, sometimes it can feel like all you ever do is try to hold back the sockslide and keep the floors clear. Instead of giving up your hobbies to scrub out Ecto Cooler stains and teaching your swarm of fruit flies how to mop, get clean with today’s Groupon. For $69, you get $150 worth of floor cleaning from You're the Boss. The friendly, fully licensed and insured experts at You're the Boss will go gunning for grime on carpet, wood, tile—any ground-level surface that's enclosed by four walls and roof. This deal will cover cleaning for about 375 square feet, or an average of three household rooms. You must be present while cleaning takes place—not so they can lecture you, just so they have some company.
If you or your loved ones have allergies, asthma, or are sensitive about the chemical amoebas lurking in every highly processed bottle of crushed bleach powder substitute, an environmentally conscious cleaning from You're the Boss can put your mind and lungs at ease. They cleaning experts will evict pollen punks and their no-good, mean mite buddies using non-toxic, eco- and everyone-friendly cleaning blends that are just as effective and dry twice as fast as the old MegaNoxious brand cleaner. Tough stains pose a similar lack of challenge, as You're the Boss will just as easily pick off melted cheese, wineicules, and other bad members of the tiny, underfoot hood with no additional charges or loud, conspicuous sighs.
If you're moving out and need a sparkling clean kitchen floor to trick your landlords into overlooking the numerous entire frozen pizzas ferreted away beneath the fake wall panel, you can't stand the sound of linoleum on your tongue, or you refuse to deal with the testy vacuum anymore, call You're the Boss.
Reviews
Five Google Mappers give You're The Boss 3.5 stars, and ServiceMagic users give 4.78 stars:
- Ron was a nice guy and seems to know what he's talking about. He also sent out a thank you letter a couple of weeks later which I thought was a nice touch. – Management, Google Maps
- They did a wonderful job and were quick and efficient and took care of everything including drying the very wet carpet…will have them back as needed and will certainly recommend them to anyone. – Janet R., ServiceMagic
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Who's the Spin-Off?
You're the Boss could have easily been the name of a Who's the Boss? spin-off, of which there are many. The ups and downs of live-in housekeeper Tony Micelli didn't end with the original sitcom, as evidenced by these hit programs:
Where's the Boss? In this short-lived game show, kids had to guess where a globe-trotting Tony was currently cleaning house and having inappropriate relationships with employers based on a series of badly punned geographical clues.
How Heavy Is the Boss? Tony and the gang compete in a series of humiliating yet life-changing weight-loss challenges.
Which One's the Boss? In this sci-fi series, Tony's cloning-machine tinkering goes too far, creating Tony's Clonies, a super-team of single-dad housekeepers.
Who's the Boss: The 4-D Experience Virtually assume the role of hunky mopsman Tony Micelli in this Universal Studios ride.
Who's the Boss? Nights Tony cleans a different house at night to pay off gambling debts.
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