Sweetbreads Are Not What They Sound Like

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They’re glands—typifying the whole-animal consumption trend. And the juicy innards are popping up on menus all over the country. Here’s why.

I consider myself an adventurous eater. I’ve crunched on fried caterpillars and candy-coated cicadas, and I’ve even slurped up the broth of Filipino balut—a duck embryo boiled in its shell. But for some reason, I draw the line at organ meats. One of my favorite dishes as a child was the Filipino classic dinuguan—until I discovered it was made with tripe.

But I’m not a kid anymore. And now that organ meats are a thing, I feel like I can’t avoid them any longer. Not wanting to just try them seems to contradict my self-identification as an adventurous eater. From a clearly scientific standpoint (I use logic to convince myself to face many of my fears), organ meats are just that—meats. They’re no different from muscle meats, still part of the same animal.

Still, I had to start slow, dip my foot in to test the waters, so to speak. After reviewing my options, sweetbreads, being bite-sized and usually done to a crisp, seemed to be the least ominous. I decided to do a little research, hoping to convince myself that eating sweetbreads might be worth adding to my list of culinary accomplishments.

What Are Sweetbreads, Exactly?

The term sweetbreads usually refers to the thymus gland—and sometimes the pancreas—of a calf or lamb. Veal sweetbreads are the milder of the two.

Supposedly the first mention of them dates back to mid-16th-century England. It’s speculated that sweet refers to its rich flavor, while bread (or brede) simply means flesh. Why did people eat them? The same reason people ate anything, especially back then: they were edible. Not only that, but they were cheap, easy to get, and—unlike their non-muscular brethren—very tasty.

So How Do They Taste?

Sweetbreads are the mildest tasting of all organ meats. I’ve been promised that if they’re cooked correctly, they’ll retain virtually none of the mineral taste that offal is notorious for. Rather than the squicky texture of liver, the texture of cooked sweetbreads is more akin to lobster or scallops—creamy and mild.

Which raised another question: Why wouldn’t I just eat lobster instead?

How Are They Cooked?

First, it should be noted that sweetbreads must be cooked and eaten within days or else they’ll spoil. Also, their preparation is a labor-intensive undertaking. Before they’re even cooked, they must be soaked for hours at least to draw out the impurities, then cleaned, then pressed, then poached.

As far as cooking them, techniques range from simple and traditional to experimental. To get some tips, I picked the brains of some culinary pros, all of whom might prefer to eat the thymus of a young calf rather than a creep-crawly.

Joanna Liakouras of Greek restaurant The Parthenon (314 S. Halsted St.) says that “the simplest preparation is the best. We broil [lamb sweetbreads] with olive oil, lemon, and oregano.” Acidic flavors—from lemon, capers, limes—help balance the fattiness and the minerality.

The culinary instructors I spoke with also go for sweetbreads cooked traditionally. Jon Sherman, culinary instructor at Robert Morris University and chef at Bespoke Cuisine (1358 W. Randolph St.), likes to dredge them in flour before frying them, while Austin Yancey, culinary instructor at Chicago’s Le Cordon Bleu and executive chef of the high-end Elite Personal Chefs, prefers them seared to a nice crust that contrasts with the tender interior.

Of course, the nose-to-tail trend has chefs trying other ways to bring out the sweetbreads’ mild flavor. Chef Matthias Merges of Yusho (2853 N. Kedzie Ave.) and Billy Sunday (3143 W. Logan Blvd.) has experimented with them, most recently featuring them with prosciutto in a saltimbocca for his Hyde Park venture, A10 (1462 E. 53rd St.). And at Blackbird (619 W. Randolph St.), the chefs poach sweetbreads to medium-rare in a court bouillon before cleaning them. The sweetbreads are then butter-fried to a nice crisp.

Butter-fried. Anything fried in butter gets my attention.

Why Should I Eat Them?

Pretty much everyone I spoke with stressed that today’s trend toward whole-animal consumption has people curious about all organ meats. And these organ meats, remember, are mellow in flavor in comparison to, say, liver or tongue.

And as far as swapping them for lobster—it wouldn’t be such a bad idea. Although sweetbreads are fattier than shellfish, they’re just as high in protein and also much more nutrient- and calorie-dense.

But Blackbird’s Chef de Cuisine David T. Posey’s succinct reason was most compelling: “People should eat them because they are delicious.”

Where Can I Get Them?

I have never been someone to turn away from a food-related dare—my first foray into sweetbreads might be another story. For now, it’s your turn: I dare you to try sweetbreads. Here are some spots to hit.

If You Want to Cook Them Yourself:

* Zier’s Prime Meats & Poultry (Wilmette | 813 Ridge Rd.): veal sweetbreads are available with a day’s notice in 5-pound quantities

* Gepperth’s Meat Market (Lincoln Park | 1964 N. Halsted St.)

If You Want to Skip the Prep:

* The Parthenon (Greektown | 314 S. Halsted St.)

* Yusho (Logan Square | 2853 N. Kedzie)

* A10 (Hyde Park | 1462 E. 63rd St.)

* Blackbird (West Loop | 619 W. Randolph St.)