Eyes, like fancy road bikes, are marvels of design that benefit from custom accouterments, careful maintenance, and regular applications of sparkle paint. Keep eyes dazzling with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $200 worth of prescription eyewear or prescription designer sunglasses at Ansley Eye Care.
Ansley Eye Care’s trained eyebrarians pair customers with designer eyewear and sunglasses to suit both bookish looks and Dewey Decimal System–rejecting lifestyles. Designer frames provide couture window-boxes to the soul, with names such as Gucci, Prada, and Marc Jacobs parading over ears and nose bridges like supermodels stranded on a head-shaped planet ($95+). Kate Spade and Banana Republic frames equip eyes with chic peeps, and Ray-Ban’s and Roberto Cavalli’s signature styles help wearers to communicate a devil-may-care attitude toward pillow tags and junk mail. Ansley Eye Care also offers durable plastic prescription lenses, ensuring that customers will be able to admire their reflections with the utmost clarity ($99+).
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The Groupon Guide to: Writing Fiction
Instead of being based on real-life events, many of today's best-selling books are composed of what are conventionally known as “lies,” although the publishing industry prefers the handy euphemism "fiction." Because they are entirely made up, writing fictional books is extremely easy—just follow this handy guide:
Use at least three characters:
- Protagonist: The hero. In all books written thus far, the protagonist has been a sullen teenager, a swashbuckling duck, or car that can transform into a smaller car.
- Anti-gonist: The bad guy. Always the protagonist's twin father.
- Love Interest: Either a person or bag of gold that must be rescued by the protagonist.
Choose a type of conflict
- Man vs. Man: A man fights another man
- Man vs. Himself: A man fights his clone
- Man vs. Nature: A man fights some angry clouds
- Nature vs. Nature: Two angry clouds fight each other
Finish with a twist:
- It was Earth all along! Or conversely, it was space all along.
- All the characters were ghosts! And the characters that seemed like ghosts were actually mummies.
- It wasn't a book at all, but a helpful exercise VHS! That's why it was so fun to read!
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