In golf, “birdie” refers to one stroke under par, whereas “eagle” refers to the flying carnivores players trained to swipe their opponents’ clubs. Swing through with today’s Groupon: for $23, you get a one-hour swing-analysis session at Edwin Watts Golf Academy (a $75 value).
Edwin Watts Golf Academy’s coterie of club-wrangling instructors unveils hard-won golf wisdom during one-hour swing-analysis lessons. Throughout the lesson, golf gurus augment their considerable diagnostic powers with a host of technological refinements, including JC Video swing analysis, which records each swing and plays it back in a highly perceptive software program that dissects players’ swing mechanics, pinpoints problematic habits, and plumbs the deepest psychological yearnings of the 9 iron. Additionally, a special laser affixes itself to the end of the club to further deconstruct pendulous orb punishment, telepathically informing instructors about every movement of the student’s swing so they can make the necessary adjustments to cure mulligan makers. Pupils depart with a username and password, which grants them access to a database containing a video copy of their entire session, which can be used as a later reference or nonstop loop at upcoming dinner parties.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Family-Portrait Backgrounds
Having good family photos on hand is the only way to entertain guests at parties. Guarantee that family portraits turn out well by using these popular backgrounds:
• A couch in the woods
• Autumn leaves so your children will be able to show their children what leaves look like
• Scenic barn (no gross animals)
• Trapper Keeper–style gridscape with floating cone
• A good car
• Public-domain tableaus from popular nursery rhymes
• Computer-generated photos of what family will look like in 20 years
• Graves of your rival family
• Beautiful view of the ocean with the word "someday"
• Family's last name spelled out in the Google logo
• Mansion of your rival family
• Denim
• Sunset to remind us of mortality
• Fancy McDonald's with Ronaldize Us Filter™
• Tropical Christmas
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