Like a reclusive baron, concerts become more vivacious and less likely to rely on funereal organ music when moved outdoors. Enjoy less dour melodies with today’s Groupon to the Frederick Brown Jr. Amphitheater in Peachtree City. Choose from the following options:
• For $10, you get one reserved-seating ticket to Swingin' Medallions on Saturday, July 2, at 7 p.m. (a $20 value)
• For $25, you get one reserved-seating ticket in level 2 to Kool & The Gang on Saturday, July 16, at 8 p.m. (a $50 value).
• For $25, you get one reserved-seating ticket in level 2 to 10,000 Maniacs and Edwin McCain on Saturday, August 20, at 8 p.m. (a $50 value).
Voted Best Live Music Venue in 2010 by Lifestyles magazine, the Frederick Brown Jr. Amphitheater's sprawling outdoor space hosts musical acts both local and international. Sway shoulders in time to the ebullient melodies of the Swingin' Medallions, whose flashy horn section trumpets its own excellence, issuing notes with the brassy confidence of a currency counterfeiter. Two-time Grammy-getters Kool & The Gang coax even the most timid bodies into fits of rug cutting with funk-infused beats and soulful influences.
Thirsty cochleae can guzzle the structured sounds of alt rockers 10,000 Maniacs or sip the smooth strains of Edwin McCain’s heartfelt songs. Concertgoers can bring their own food and drinks to the performances, but prohibited items include umbrellas, lawn chairs, glass bottles, and lunch pails containing piano-playing frogs.
Groupon Says
Groupon Guide to: Baby-Sitting
Until child-labor laws are amended to allow adolescents to become doctors and lawyers, business-savvy youths will be restricted to earning a living as a babysitter. If you're stuck tending to babies, follow these tips to ensure you'll maintain steady employment:
- Arrive early so you have plenty of time to determine how long it takes to exit the house through the chimney, should you accidentally lock yourself in the home.
- Before the parents leave, reassure them their baby will be fine by swallowing the emergency-contact info sheet, then opening your mouth so they can see you aren't hiding it behind your tonsils.
- Leave the baby alone. Since babies aren't smart, it's likely the baby will mistake you for one of its parents and expect you to constantly cradle it, unless it mistakes you for a deer, in which case it will expect you to constantly lick it.
- Enforce a strict bedtime. Without sleep, babies' brains never shut down, allowing them to constantly acquire new knowledge and grow in size. If a baby's brain grows too quickly, that baby will be more uncomfortable when the parents dress it in a child-size football helmet.
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