Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon to Helping Hands Massage Studio in Marietta. Choose from the following options:
- For $32, you get a one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage including an exfoliating foot scrub (a $65 value).
- For $32, you get a one-hour hot-stone massage (a $65 value).
- For $32, you get a one-hour warm-bamboo massage (a $75 value).
In the serene, softly lit environs of the Helping Hands Massage Studio, skilled hands and myriad massage styles knead out aches in massages that last a full 60 minutes, not including the time it takes patrons to get dressed. A light- to medium-pressure Swedish massage assuages the light to medium tension that follows open-heart surgery, and more intense strokes reach chronic pains in a deep-tissue massage. Both massages culminate in an exfoliating sugar foot scrub, 10–15 minutes, which swaddles hooves in a hot towel, rubs out weariness, and makes toes presentable before high-fashion karate competitions. Alternately, the hot-stone massage appeases both geologists and their backs, employing the vitalizing warmth of glossy basalt stones soaked in oils to melt away workaday tension. Finally, warm bamboo can tap and roll across stiff necks, backs, and legs, providing a full hour of carefully cultivated relaxation.
A thriving potted tree ushers guests into a warmly lit waiting area where they can recline in plush couches and chairs. Helping Hands' massage therapists lead clients back to treatment rooms bearing soft beds, simple décor, and a feeling of total privacy once felt only by chimps sent on relaxing solo flights into space.
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The Groupon Guide to: Creative Discipline Ideas
Children sleep for about 18 hours a day, but they will sometimes act out during their brief windows of lucidity. And though any parent can teach right from wrong with a timeout or by withholding attention, it takes a special parent to discipline outside the box. Here are some creative punishments for unruly children:
- The child must eat two dinners before bedtime.
- The child must read your Toy Story fan fiction in which Buzz Lightyear spends 47 pages feeling sad about his life.
- The child must watch you smoke an entire carton of cigarettes while you explain precisely why doing so hurts your body.
- The child must get a boring art degree instead of a trendy business one.
- The child must defeat a robot version of his/herself.
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