Male conversations about building robots capable of smashing cantaloupes or how to become a better taxidermist can prove distracting in a fitness setting. Shed pounds without the presence of pesky Y chromosomes with today's Groupon: for $25, you get one month of unlimited group yoga, Pilates, and Zumba classes (a $49 value) plus gym membership (a $50 value) at the women-only Ladies Workout Express in Toco Hills.
For the excitement of working out with other human beings, Ladies Workout Express offers a packed schedule of toning yoga, Pilates, and Zumba classes. More avant-garde muscle-sculptors can also go their own way on dozens of the very latest cardio and strength machines sized specifically for women's bodies. Ladies Workout Express fosters an atmosphere of supportive, uncritical encouragement through its attentive staff and amenities such as free childcare. Under the auspices of a gym that encourages the pursuit of total health rather than total bulk, you'll be empowered and inspired to start a new workout routine or refresh your current program of running while carrying a backpack filled with old computer monitors.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Sportsmanship
Only two things elevate sports from entertainment to art: expensive shoes and sportsmanship. Here, then, is a guide to keeping the game fun for everyone:
- Good sportsmanship starts in the home; always shake your children's hands after particularly brutal tackles or 40-minute shot-blocking sessions.
- Instead of using harsh words to taunt your opponents, use preapproved on-field outbursts such as "Distracting you while you shoot free throws is advantageous to my team."
- Since baseball is not a sport, no sportsmanship is required.
- Never draw a cruel caricature of an opposing player, especially if the player is only on the team to make their dad happy and is feeling especially vulnerable due to puberty.
- The term sportsmanship has been contested as exclusionary and sexist, prompting the creation of the more acceptable term mensmanship.
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