Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Defy the agents of aging with today's Groupon to LifeSpring Antiaging & Aesthetic Medicine, located at the Atlanta Medical Institute. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get your choice of 20 units of Botox or 50 units of Dysport (up to a $300 value).
- For $189, you get your choice of 40 units of Botox or 100 units of Dysport (up to a $600 value).
Customers who choose Dysport are eligible for a $50 rebate.
Helmed by experienced cosmetic physician and medical director of the Atlanta Medical Institute Dr. Jack Cheng, LifeSpring Antiaging & Aesthetic Medicine assists patients in their quest to vanquish the symptoms of aging. After consulting with the doctor, usher facial wrinkles into the abyss of nonbeing with injections of Botox or Dysport. Dr. Jack Cheng has also been chosen to introduce Xeomin—the latest alternative to Botox—to patients who prefer this treatment instead of Botox. With each treatment, a compassionate cosmetician attacks target areas with small shots of the chosen solution, which works by inhibiting the twitching of subcutaneous muscles. By halting tectonic brow furrowing and nose wrinkling, the injections temporarily undo facial fault lines such as crow's-feet, forehead crinkles, and eyebrow volcanoes that ooze molten thoughts directly out of your head. Patrons can expect to see results within days, and smoothness can last up to six months.
Dysport, Xeomin, and Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Dysport, Xeomin, and Botox first.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Sassy T-shirt Slogans
T-shirts just aren’t worth the trouble if they don’t have a sassy slogan on them. Here are some classic shirt sayings that express attitude:
• "If You’re Not the Big Hog, Get Off the Pot!"
• "Certified PSI: Pantsuit Inspector"
• "Funeral Attire? You’re Looking at It!"
• "The Underwear Club for Men and Women: Ping-Pong—This Ain’t No Dinner Table!"
• "Who Called Grandma?!?"
• "I May Be Over the Hill, but I’m Still Under the Influence"
• "Only I Know What That Smell Is"
• "My Wife Might Wear the Pants, but I’m Wearing This Shirt!"
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