Kayaking and archery are both wonderful ways to develop upper-body strength and will certainly come in handy during fast-approaching waterworld season. Prepare to defend your tiny stretch of unincorporated land with today's Groupon to North Georgia Outfitters in Dawsonville. Choose from the following options:
- For $15, you get a one- to two-hour single kayak trip (a $30 value).
- For $25, you get a one- to two-hour double kayak trip (a $50 value).
- For $35, you get archery instruction, gear rental, and a shooting session for two people (a $70 value).
North Georgia Outfitters' detail of oudoorsy docents guide adventurers on river excursions, hunting trips, and other bucolic pursuits. Tend to neglected deltoids with kayak trips, which lead paddle pliers on a one- to two-hour river roundabout from Devil's Elbow to Highway 53, filling recommended daily scenery requirements with idyllic sweeps of the Amicalola river. Alternatively, projectile-philes can receive 30 minutes of archery shooting time with a technique-whittling Pro Staff instructor inside the 20-yard indoor shooting range. After renting equipment and receiving safety instruction, the shooting session will put novice bow pluckers well on their way to being cast as background elves in community theater productions of The Hobbit. Wary woodsmen can print and fill out liability waiver forms online for maximum efficiency.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Surfing the Internet
Containing everything from the great works of literature to spoilers for the upcoming presidential election, the Internet can be a valuable resource—if you know how to use it. Use these tips to ensure a productive trip to cyberspace and back:
- Type the word surf into your computer's keyboard at anytime to access your Internet's web browser.
- If your computer is less than 10 years old, your browser must be voice navigated. Shout such things as "photo of a helicopter" or "birth parents?" and let the Internet do the rest.
- The Internet has more than 60 websites. Remember your favorites by "bookmarking" them (writing their names down on a bookmark you keep nailed to your computer).
- Surf safely. Not only is this practical advice, it's also the name of the web's official mascot, Surf Safely, the surfing coyote who reminds children not to burn down the Internet.
- Unplug and unwind. Using the Internet for more than four minutes a day will cause hair to grow uncontrollably from your mouth.
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