Neighborhoods value their pubs as a place to socialize, just as they value the ends of their rainbows as a place to find extra parking-meter change. Enjoy camaraderie at close proximity with today's Groupon to TJ's Sports Bar & Grill in Alpharetta. Choose from the following options:
- For $15, you get wings and beer for two (a $33.70 total value), including 20 wings (a $14.95 value) and a bucket of five domestic beers (an $18.75 value).
- For $30, you get wings and beer for four (a $67.40 total value), including 40 wings (a $29.90 value) and two buckets of domestic beers (a $37.50 value).
- For $45, you get wings and beer for six (a $101.10 total value), including 60 wings (a $44.85 value) and three buckets of domestic beers (a $56.25 value).
At TJ's Sports Bar & Grill, owner and former Atlanta Flames hockey player Tim Ecclestone showcases sports on more than 60 TVs––seven of them 42-inch plasma screens––and pampers palates with an eclectic array of pub fare. Neon signs display ancient family crests of domestic breweries, illuminating piles of sauce-tossed traditional or boneless wings that come accompanied by sticks of celery and hefty puddles of blue cheese or ranch dressing. Wings arrive wet at each tableside, showing evidence of their recent swim in teriyaki, mild, medium, hot, sweet-chili, italian, lemon-pepper, honey-barbecue, or barbecue-hot sauce. Settle tingling tongues with refreshing gulps of Miller Light, Budweiser, Coors, or Michelob Ultra, just some of the domestic beers living inside taps where they home-school their 21-year-old kids.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Upset Stomachs
For centuries, a weak stomach was associated with a strong mind, as philosophers, generals, and the child-geniuses who ruled the Alps were known to suffer from indelicate bowels. Here's a look at the most common causes of this malady of the magnificent-minded:
Nerves: Not to be confused with butterflies in the stomach, which is caused by eating butterfly larvae and can be cured by thinking about the butterfly's natural predator, unhappy children. Holding nervousness in your mind can trigger an aching stomach; Socrates was famous for becoming so nervous that he turned into a pile of grapes anytime a woman touched him.
Indigestion: Unlike animals, which have four stomachs, modern humans' streamlined internals contain only two acid-producing food sacks, making it difficult to digest spicy or sharp foods. The only female pilot ever, Amelia Earhart, was only able to digest rainclouds, almonds, and bad news.
Love: Invented by Shakespeare, this untoward emotion is a constant source of abdominal agitation. To cure a love-provoked upset stomach, you must boldly declare your love by screaming it into the face of all passersby, zoo animals, mirrors, and drive-time talk-radio call-in programs. Never, never to the person you're actually in love with, because the chances are excellent that they will reject you.
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