Though stealing candy from a baby is simple, stealing a baby’s youthfulness requires expensive technology and obscure voodoo spells. Turn back the clock the easy way with today’s Groupon: for $160, you get two phototherapy facials and hand treatments from The Vanity Center in Dunwoody (a $450 value).
The Vanity Center subtracts the signs of age from venerable visages via advanced technologies. Phototherapy facials require no downtime and, unlike warring freckle tribes, are noninvasive. During the treatment, carefully controlled flashes of light and heat energy penetrate the skin and provoke healing responses. Deep beneath the skin, the energy stimulates collagen production to reduce wrinkles and breaks down the excess melanin in hyperpigmented spots. Each session includes a phototherapy hand treatment to de-age digits using the same technology.
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The Groupon Guide to: Drag Racing
Though stuck-up snobs such as adults and the government frown on drag racing, it really is the best way to learn which of two cars is the fastest. Here, then, is a guide to driving your car competitively:
- Choose the location of the race wisely. Though the sloped cement urban river area might seem like the most logical choice, your tires will get better traction in a rippling air desert or the parking lot of the leather-jacket factory.
- Ford cars are faster than Chevy ones. If the previous statement angers you, reverse the names of the companies.
- Cancel the race immediately if there is even a remote chance that baby ducklings could be anywhere near the racing area.
- You and your opponent only hate each other because you're so alike. Remember this and you'll immediately team up to steal diamonds and ramp over local points of interest.
- Make sure you hold down the pedal that moves the car and not the one that doesn't do that.
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