The world's first day-spa owner invited clients to "experience the healing powers of this here tar pit," which was bad news for his clientele but invaluable for modern-day archaeologists. Preserve well-being without becoming permanently preserved with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a microdermabrasion and ExcellaWave treatment at Allure Laser & Day Spa in Round Rock (a $125 value). This Groupon also gets you one lip or chin laser hair-removal treatment.
Allure Laser & Day Spa restores verve and vibrancy to skin with the latest noninvasive cosmetic procedures. The fine-crystal exfoliation of a microdermabrasion in tandem with the ultrasonic pulses and electrical stimulation of the ExcellaWave boosts collagen production and circulation beneath tranquil countenances to tighten, firm, and freshen flesh. Rejuvenated Groupon holders also get one free laser hair-removal treatment for lips or chins to complete facial transformations, creating skin surfaces smoother than Formica, but not quiet as smooth as Kenny Loggins's sheet music.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Road Trips
Break parole in the best way possible with these road tips for road trips:
Destinations: Nowhere to go? Pick where you're going at random by playing spin the bottle with maps instead of people. Once you've french kissed your destination, it's time to hit the road, literally. Now bandage up your hand and drive away.
Pit Stops: When fueling up, take an extra few minutes to fill your trunk up with gas so you don't have to stop again. Before doing this, make sure to move your lit candles and sun-dried fireworks to the backseat so they don't accidentally get wet.
Friendships: Bond with fellow passengers by playing a game of Celebrity Toll Booth, in which everyone in the car places toll booth operators into the categories of either John Goodman or Whoopi Goldberg.
Note: If you are by yourself, don't even bother going on the trip. The open road is no place for self-discovery.
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