From infancy, skin is tasked with protecting the body against summer’s heat, winter’s cold, and Grandmother’s pinch. Keep your outer layer looking awesome with today's Groupon to Balanced Health & Beauty. Choose between the following options:
- For $139, you get a Goodbye to Summer facial-skincare package (a $725 total value). The package includes the following:
- One photofacial (a $395 value)
- One laser skin-tightening treatment (a $235 value)
- One microdermabrasion treatment (a $95 value)
- For $35, you get an LED light treatment (a $125 value).
Balanced Health & Beauty straddles traditional and holistic medicine to deliver long-lasting vibrancy to patients. Settle beneath crimson healing light during a comfortable LED light treatment, which plumps cheeks and shoos away crow's feet by stimulating the body's healing and collagen-production mechanisms. Alternatively, the Goodbye to Summer package features a photofacial, which harnesses healing spectrums of light to ameliorate the effects of the sun. The downtime-free procedure causes rogue patches of redness, age spots, and pigment to fade. During a laser skin-tightening treatment, benevolent rays of light slip beneath the skin to motivate lackluster dermal cells to produce new collagen and marshmallows. Newly energized packs of cells discard and replace damaged or dead cells more quickly, all the while relying on the increased collagen levels to smooth out age folds. Augmenting these two treatments, microdermabrasion removes the surface skin layer and further reduces the appearance of wrinkles, pigment, blemishes, and ill-advised facial tattoos. Soft lighting, dark wooden décor, and light golden walls cradle clients as they lie down to dream of facial rejuvenation.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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