Much like a balloon, a person's body starts out full and smooth, then slowly deflates over time. Revitalize your vessel with today's Groupon to Beautiful Solutions in Cedar Park. Choose from the following options:
- For $149, you get 20 units of Botox (up to a $300 value).
- For $289, you get 40 units of Botox (up to a $600 value).
- For $429, you get 60 units of Botox (up to a $900 value).
The experienced and licensed skin experts at Beautiful Solutions use state-of-the-art beautification equipment to dote over every inch of epidermis. Minimally invasive Botox injections obstruct the nerve impulses that produce fine lines, wrinkles, and appearances of perpetual surprise. Under the direction of on-site medical doctors who still pack lunches made by off-site mothers, patients acquire firm, smoother façades in a warm and inviting spa atmosphere.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.
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The Groupon Guide to: the Difference Between Friends and Enemies
Today it's nearly impossible to tell friends and enemies apart because of the fact that their face shapes and nickname preferences are almost exactly the same. Here's a guide to telling a friend from a foe:
Brings Food to Your House: Friend. Though offering another human the remains of a plant or an animal may seem like an act of aggression, those are actually things that humans need for nourishment. Sharing a meal is simply a bonding ritual practiced by groups of friends or by two people who are deciding whether or not to start mating.
Gives You a Ride: Enemy. This is probably just a ploy to get you to a location where they can take your money or force you to listen to their new band. Do not fall for it.
Compliments You: Enemy. Compliments are just insults covered in admiration. Be skeptical of any compliment that isn’t phrased as “I love what you’ve done with your nose holes” or “I can hardly smell you anymore.”
Lives in Your Mirror: Enemy. It's that twin of yours, fooling you once again. Punch the mirror until he surrenders.
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