Humans are just as adept at changing colors as chameleons; they turn red when embarrassed, green when ill, and blue when banging on percussive tubes in Man Group meetings. Opt for an all-over shade of bronze with today's Groupon to Bronze n' Shimmer. Choose between the following options:
- For $17, you get one airbrush-tanning session (a $35 value).
- For $50, you get four airbrush-tanning sessions (a $140 value).
The certified airbrush technicians at Bronze n' Shimmer spritz bods with a beach-worthy glow that stays on skin for up to 10 days. Staffers impart the sun-kissed façade by custom-coating curves in a head-to-toe hue chosen to complement the skin suit's natural coloring or the patina of its buttons. The lightly scented spray contains FDA-approved ingredients that react with skin proteins to build a bronzed cast without the orange streaks that result from other tanning sprays, lotions, and magic markers. Misted layers adhere to skin in 10 minutes, and patrons in search of a darker, more long-lasting shade may opt for a double coat of pigment (an additional $10/session, due at the time of service).
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The Groupon Guide to: Obsolete Furniture
As styles and technology change, some of the living room furniture you're sitting on or crying into right now may one day become outdated. Here's a look at some once-ubiquitous furniture no longer found in most homes:
Beanbag Chairs: Once the pinnacle of comfortable luxury, beanbag chairs were the centerpiece of Cornelius Vanderbilt's fabulous Manhattan Pyramid.
Spittoons: Today's more genteel tobacco chewers simply spit into the nearest pet-food bowl.
Love Seats: Most divorce settlements require all co-owned love seats to be destroyed with a sledgehammer.
Carpeting: Modern homes instead feature a swarm of nanobots that can constitute themselves into a soft rug, a mind-clearing bed of nails, or an exact replica of Pierce Brosnan that, like the real actor, can cry, sweat, or vomit on cue.
Courtesy Commodes, a.k.a. Chamber Pots: It may be more sanitary to use the bathroom in a separate, dedicated room, but it's a lot less fun.
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