Music achieves its full emotional effect only when performed live, just as great literature becomes comprehensible only when screamed aloud in a crowded subway train. Enjoy public performance with today's GrouponLive deal for VIP passes to the Kyle Fair and Music Festival at Thunderhill Raceway on Friday, October 14, at 6 p.m. or Saturday, October 15, at 12 p.m. Choose between the following options:
For $22, you get a VIP package for two (a $45 total value), which includes:
- Two VIP tickets to the fair and music festival on Friday (a $30 value)
- Exclusive preferred parking for one car (a $15 value)
For $22, you get a VIP package for two (a $45 total value), which includes:
- Two VIP tickets to the fair and music festival on Saturday (a $30 value)
- Exclusive preferred parking for one car (a $15 value)
For $37, you get a VIP package for four (a $75 value), which includes:
- Four VIP tickets to the fair and music festival on Friday (a $60 value)
- Exclusive preferred parking for one car (a $15 value)
For $37, you get a VIP package for four (a $75 value), which includes:
- Four VIP tickets to the fair and music festival on Saturday (a $60 value)
- Exclusive preferred parking for one car (a $15 value)
The annual Kyle Fair and Music Festival unites the community with the smoky flavors of competitive barbecue, the colorful fun of a kid-friendly parade and carnival, and the twangy strains of an eclectic lineup of live music. On Friday evening, Thunderhill Raceway will roar with the sounds of Cheyenne, a country cover band able to replicate Garth Brooks's twang, Kenny Chesney's cowboy-hat silhouette, and Glenn Frey’s egg-laying abilities. Fred Andrews & Honeybrowne then shows off its unique fusion of rock, pop, and country melodies set to narrative lyrics of love won, love lost, and love absentmindedly forgotten on the counter. On Saturday, Grammy-winning Latin funk band Grupo Fantasma delivers songs fresh off its new album, El Existential, and Blue Clear Sky celebrates country monarch George Strait. VIP ticket holders snag the best seating in the venue and enjoy a short stroll back to their vehicle's cushy preferred spot.
While bands hoot and holler onstage, festival-goers can take a break to peruse rides and games at the family-friendly carnival. Toss bottles of snake oil to paraders clad in pioneer garb, root for your favorite barbecue champion, and browse vendors hawking arts, crafts, and cuisine (rides, food, and gifts not included with this Groupon).
Though the fair offers select discounted tickets online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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Child Gets a New Sibling: A child learns to make his own lunch when his parents become very busy.
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