Without vitamins and supplements, humans would be forced to sleep in gingko trees, wrestle carrots from bunnies, and milk the iron from golf clubs. Fill your food pyramid in a single dose with today's Groupon: for $19, you get $40 worth of vitamins, supplements, and health products at GNC. Choose from three select locations in the Austin area.
GNC's opulent aisles display a wide variety of vitamin and mineral and herbal supplements, as well as sports nutrition, diet, energy, bodycare, and other health products. The Mega Men Sport multivitamin ($19.99 for 90 caplets) supports muscle recovery and energy levels while aiding speedy male metabolisms without dangling steaks in front of their treadmills. Fuel feats of female strength with the Women's Ultra Mega Active multivitamin ($19.99 for 90 caplets), ideal for vigorous women. Two pounds of Pro Performance 100% whey protein ($35.99) distract taste buds with the flavor of chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry while smuggling 20 grams of high-quality protein into the body in each scoop. Promote healthy bones with a calcium supplement, such as coral calcium, sustainably harvested from the Okinawan Sea to provide a healthy 2-to-1 ratio of calcium and magnesium.
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The Groupon Guide to: Identifying Poisonous Plants
Poison Ivy
- Identifying Characteristics: This perilous plant sprouts trifoliate, almond-shaped leaflets that differentiate it from "true" ivy, which only grows on the sides of America's best colleges.
- Effects of Exposure: Itchiness, fear of phobias, bones falling off
- Antidote: Rub affected areas against all of your body's clean, unaffected areas in order to sterilize the infection.
Poison Oak
- Identifying Characteristics: This toxic topiary looks identical to a beautiful butterfly, but unlike a butterfly, it must never be eaten.
- Effects of Exposure: Overall elevated mood, increased self-confidence, seeing potential mates as more attractive, a.k.a. "poison goggles"
- Antidote: Overpower the affected area with soothing snake venom, then neutralize the snake venom by injecting snake blood, which is obviously immune to the venom.
Poison Sumac - Identifying Characteristics: This harmful hedge is better known by its Latin name, bears. Unlike most plants, which are stationary and green, this free-roaming, furry flora is identifiable by its gnashing teeth and lust for blood.
- Effects of Exposure: Being opened by their claws and getting dragged back to their hibernation holes
- Antidote: If you accidentally rub up against a sumac and her cubs, attempt to appease them by regurgitating heaping gobs of honey into their mouths until they fall asleep.
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