Some belongings just don't belong in a home, such as old bloodsport trophies, irregularly shaped eggs, or the blacksmith apprentice you'll "get around" to teaching about smelting. Pack away inconveniences with today's Groupon to Great American Storage in Round Rock. Choose between the following options:
- For $120, you get a three-month rental of a climate-controlled 5'x10' storage unit (a $280 value).
- For $199, you get a three-month rental of a climate-controlled 10'x15' storage unit (a $460 value).
Great American Storage keeps keepsakes safe within roomy, temperature-controlled units watched over by security guards and video surveillance. Using complimentary handcarts or the center's free truck rental, customers tote trappings to the unit of their choice and barricade them behind a secure cylinder lock. Because each unit is climate controlled, belongings remain in pristine condition, safe from the warping caused by humidity, the melting caused by heat, or the gremlin liquefaction caused by excess water damage. 5'x10' spaces offer the space of a typical walk-in closet, snugly supporting the furniture and effects of a one-bedroom or studio apartment. Storers with more sizable stuff, such as bedroom sets, can opt for the 10'x15' unit, which measures at the size of a large bedroom or an incredibly large small bedroom. Security cameras keep tabs on any suspicious visitors or lovelorn impulse-buy racks, and an on-site post office lends easy passage of incoming additions or space-saving shipments. Great American Storage does not allow some items in storage units.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Time Zones
The government inadvertently invented time zones during a failed attempt to create bedtime zones for citizens with similar bedtimes. Today, time zones are arbitrary regions of clock confusion that provide people with one more excuse for calling their ex-spouses at the wrong time of day. Here's a description of some of the most important time zones:
Greenwich Mean Time: The standard by which we judge all other time. Time that is not Greenwich Mean Time is considered substandard and cannot be used in a federal or basketball court.
Mountain Standard Time: When you get to the top of a mountain and realize there's no way to get back down because the boulders you used to get up have all shifted—you've just permanently entered Mountain Time.
Central Standard Time: This type of time coats the country's meaty inside states. It was invented to ruin television for people who were bold enough not to live in the crusty, delicious outer states.
Pacific Standard Time: The only clocks on the West Coast are the tides of the Pacific, man.
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