The hardest part about hunting and gathering is coming up with a logo and packaging that will make your product desirable. Avoid takeout robber barons and cryptic nutrition labels by filling up on fresh, organic fruits and veggies with today’s Groupon. For $25, you get $50 worth of Greenling groceries delivered to your doorstep or cubiclestep. This deal is good for one new customer per household. There's an additional $10 refundable bin deposit (not covered by your Groupon) to facilitate your grocery delivery—simply return the bin after your bounty arrives to get a full refund or keep the bin for future deliveries.
Escape a preservative- and pesticide-filled life without leaving home or building a protective bodysuit out of toffee. Here’s how it works: Log in to the virtual grocery store, push your mouse through the clickable aisles, and load up on everything from Baraka bars ($3.59 per bar) to baby foods ($.79 or $.99 per jar). There are special sections for hard-to-find raw foods and sustainable non-foods. Then schedule and confirm your delivery and get on with learning advanced horse-grooming techniques.
Greenling is perfect for busy professionals and families because you can shop whenever you want. You’ll be able to fill up on affordable, organic groceries without the fuss of long lines, lugging heavy bags, and people. Plus, Greenling's organic foods are free of hydrogenated fats, artificial colors, flavors, sweeteners, and preservatives, making them richer in minerals and vitamins and more nutritious than your average frozen dinner or fast food. You’ll feel better inside, outside, inside, and beyond.
Reviews
Greenling has gotten a ton of media buzz, including mentions in Austin Business Journal and on News 8 Austin. The Austin Chronicle has also listed Greenling as the best local food company:
- Local organic food delivered to your door and reasonably priced? Too good to be true? Nah. This is Austin, and the eco-friendly sustainable food fairies at Greenling are for real...For farm-fresh taste, look no further than your computer. – Austin Chronicle
Yelpers and three Citysearchers give the innovative organic grocer five stars:
- They deliver the organic stuff I like to get straight to my door. It is awesome b/c I am pretty bad when it comes to going to the grocery store every week. Saves me TONS of time. – jshiraz, Citysearch
- These guys have a killer program that brings you delicious organic produce to your doorstep on a regular basis. It's a great way to eat healthy regardless of how busy your schedule is. – dylanthered, Citysearch
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The Hunger Artist: The Movie
Since today's Groupon gives you such a great deal on the groceries you need in order to live a healthy lifestyle, you'll have the full stomach and the money left over to see the new film based on Kafka's short story, "The Hunger Artist." Like many Hollywood blockbusters based on literature, the film takes some liberties with the story:
In the Story: A performer whose talent is to go without eating for weeks at a time sees audiences tire of his act. Eventually, his death is met with indifference.
In the Film: To track notorious serial killer the Hunger Artist, rogue cop Jake Taggart must first confront his own demons.
In the Story: The hunger artist's lack of physical spectacle causes him to be replaced as entertainment by a caged panther.
In the Film: A building explosion injures Taggart's pet panther, Sleepy T.
In the Story: In order to fulfill his art, the hunger artist must die, creating a paradox whereby he can only achieve his life's goals by dying.
In the Film: Before shooting the crazed killer, Taggart says, "Still hungry? Eat this."
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