More than mere punch lines for style magazines, fashion victims are often placed in genuine peril by carnivorous tank tops, passive-aggressive cardigans, and spontaneously combusting pants. Make sure your wardrobe always functions properly with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of clothing and accessories from KatydidCollection.com. This deal must be redeemed via KatydidCollection.com's website, which also offers free shipping.
KatydidCollection.com bestows comfy and stylish apparel upon women, men, and children, augmenting ensembles with a variety of footwear, handbags, and other accessories. On the racks in more than 10,000 boutiques across America, the American-made collection of eclectic tops, dresses, cardigans, and accessories has been featured in CosmoGirl and Redbook, among other fashion forums. Embrace your inner lizard with a one-sleeve reptile foil and chains dress ($44.95), or keep elbows ventilated in a chiffon tank ($38.95). Men can embellish confident rib cages with a selection of button-down ($49.95) and short-sleeve T-shirts emblazoned with crosses, fleurs-de-lis, angel wings, and other emblems ($24.99–$32.95). Instead of outfitting growing tykes in stitched-together coloring-book pages, let your little man practice his confident strut in a boy's Kidd's Kids charity T-shirt ($24.99), or watch a tiny princess twirl in a green crown rhinestone dress ($32.95).
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The Groupon Guide to: Winning a Nobel Prize
The fastest way to land a job these days is to add Nobel Prize winner to your resume. To apply for a Nobel, simply text PRIZE to 631228 after reading some inside info that will help you take home a Nobel:
- The Nobels are no longer awarded only in boring categories such as Science and Learning. Try applying for a Nobel Prize in a subject such as Loneliest Repairman or Most Cigarettes in Mouth at Once.
- The actual Nobel Prize itself is a scale model of a Corvette, so you'll want to build a garage for it before you win.
- The final test for prospective Nobel winners is exactly like the ending of the original Willy Wonka movie, including the flying elevator and the scores of missing children.
- Nobel winners get to meet the king of Sweden, so remember to avoid eye contact with him and lick his paws after he blesses you.
- You can't win if you don't try. But you can also not win even if you do try, which would be embarrassing. Best not to try.
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