A dent-free car attracts favorable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Make a smooth getaway with today’s Groupon to King of the Ding. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get chip and scratch repair of one blemish up to 3 inches long (up to a $50 value).
- For $75, you get chip and scratch repair of three blemishes up to 3 inches long each (up to a $150 value).
- For $125, you get chip and scratch repair of five blemishes up to 3 inches long each (up to a $250 value).
- For $50, you get paintless dent removal of one blemish up to 2 inches in diameter (up to a $100 value).
- For $150, you get paintless dent removal of three blemishes up to 2 inches in diameter each (up to a $300 value).
- For $250, you get paintless dent removal of five blemishes up to 2 inches in diameter each (up to a $500 value).
King of the Ding’s auto-body specialists restore vehicular pelts to pristine sleekness with chip and scratch repair and paintless dent removal. Technicians scrub scratches and paint chips smooth with a light wet sanding before leaving them camouflaged in new paint jackets and clear coats that blend in as beautifully as a peacock in a fireworks factory. The roughly 30-minute treatment wraps with a machine buffing that restores factory sheen and guards against premature rusting in the treated area.
The paintless dent-removal service banishes dings and dents from door panels, trunks, and hoods in as little as 15 minutes. Expert mitts engage specialized tools and rods to coax craters out from behind the vehicle's panels, leaving factory paint untouched and cars beaming in their newly clear skin. Furniture in the tidy waiting area cradles customers in Italian leather as they enjoy a high-definition television, Xbox 360, and free WiFi.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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