Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's Groupon: for $69, you get the Knot 1 package, which includes a photo session, one 11”x14” print, four 8”x10” sheets, and a three-pose photo CD at Knotting Hill Photography (a $150 value).
Knotting Hill Photography's professional moment-immortalizers tactfully capture movement and emotion during some of life's most fleeting moments. Groupon holders can step inside the full-service arboretum studio to pose and smile through a one-hour photo session set against a backdrop of flourishing trees and blurry Big Foots. During sessions, photographers will produce a combination of photojournalistic and artistically posed styles that will make final prints a varied and well-balanced collection. Within an hour after their photo shoot, customers will receive four 8”x10” sheets, one 11”x14” print, and a three-pose photo CD to share with loved ones and disprove any rumors that they might actually be vampires.
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The Groupon Guide to: Custom Bear Build-'em-Ups
Due to modern advances in prosthetics and adorability, a new service has arisen to offer custom plush animal companions imbued with the creativity of their designer. There are a number of perks to creating your own custom child-companion, which could be made by a number of companies (Custom Bear Build-'em-Ups, Cuddle-Craft Plush Farm, Fuzzy-Hut Friend Factory), rather than purchasing an "off the rack" bear from a traditional bear store:
- Customized stuffings range from the more affordable sawdust and hay to the pricier-but-worth-it lint from celebrity dryers.
- Expressive lifelike eyes come in blue, hazel, or secret-camera.
- Allows your children to play god by mismatching different animal heads and bodies at the patent-pending Abomination Station®.
- Little known fact—Disney has never sued anyone for infringing on its copyrighted characters.
- Does your teen think he's too tough for a teddy bear? Well, what about one that's holding a football?
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