Advances in miniaturization technology led to a brief but intense dessert-shrinking frenzy that gave us the cupcake, the baked rhode island, and the gingerbread amoeba. Celebrate the world's most successful shrunken treat with today's Groupon: for $11, you get one dozen cheesecake bites at Lil' Mama's Corner Café (a $23.82 value).
Lil' Mama's Corner Café's resident pastry maestro Heather Biagas whips up scrumptious, scratch-made baked goods from all-natural ingredients. Visitors looking to stimulate blasé taste buds without eating a book of haiku can indulge in the cook's signature bite-size homemade cheesecakes. Flavors such as plain, fudge swirl, and caramel swirl add variation within the box of 12 creamy treats. Groupon customers who order a second dozen also receive 10% off their order, valid only at the café. Though not included with this Groupon, visitors to Lil' Mama's Corner Café can peruse a menu of full-size cheesecakes, brownies, cookies, and fresh bread.
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The Groupon Guide to: Snow Sculpting
Although pristine, untouched fields of freshly fallen snow may seem to ignite limitless possibilities in the imagination of a child or a childlike mailman, there are in fact only three basic snow structures at your disposal. Please select one, and only one, before donning your mittens:
The Snow "Man": Composed of three vertically stacked orbs of ascending mass, this scarecrow-like snow homunculus is intended to be less a facsimile of a man and more a grotesque lens through which to view our own humanity, as rising temperatures gradually reduce its form to its base components of a wet top hat concealing a single carrot. Have fun!
Igloos: The traditional domed ice houses of yesteryear are back! Using a small Rubbermaid® container, form tightly packed "bricks" of snow and arrange them around yourself in an ascending spiral until you are completely entombed. If you begin to feel claustrophobic, the natural heat exuded from your panicking body should help you melt an exit, with ample time before your brain functions shut down out of fear.
Snow Angels: Less structures and more human-shaped craters, snow angels are nonetheless the most popular means of expressing one's self in the snow, especially within the confines of the secret government complex that houses all children born with wings.
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