The first European explorers set sail with hopes of finding new, exotic spices to placate the palates of epicurious monarchs, but all they found were heaps of inedible gold. Pick up where they left off by broadening your mouth's horizons with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of Mexican and Tex-Mex fare at Molcas Mexican Restaurant.
Molcas' cooks wrangle skillets that crackle gleefully against the piquant olfactory backdrop created by the menu's time-tested Mexican and Tex-Mex dishes. Stomach shindigs commence with socializing spoonfuls of homemade tortilla soup, a rich medley of seasoned chicken, vegetables, diced avocado, and jack cheese ($5.99+). This cochinita pibil plates tender pork baked in achiote on a bed of banana leaves ($11.99) to stagger patrons with flavors from the Yucatan Peninsula, a region know for elegant flavors and heated rivalries with nearby isthmuses. Guests stun taste buds with a border-blending dinner of three Tex-Mex tamales sealed in a savory cell of chili con carne sauce ($8.99). Breakfast tacos ($3.75 for three) allow patrons to enjoy Mexican flavors from the time the sun rises in the East till it sets in its summer home on Lake Tahoe.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Map-Legend Symbols
Using a map without understanding what each symbol represents, like putting out a fire with a piece of wood that is also on fire, can be frustrating. Save yourself mental anguish by memorizing this list of common map icons:
Symbol: Plus sign inside of a square
What It Represents: Hospital
Symbol: Plus sign inside of a square inside of an oval
What It Represents: Hospital used to be here but was struck by an off-course blimp and disintegrated upon impact
Symbol: Tennis racket
What It Represents: Pete Sampras sightings likely
Symbol: Child on swing
What It Represents: Safe place to leave baby unattended
Symbol: Triangles
What It Represents: In a rural part of the country—mountains. In a major city—series of breakfast restaurants called The Egg-gyptian.
Symbol: 32 connecting uppercase Us
What It Represents: The man living here removed all of his teeth and replaced them with cow molars
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