During massages, skilled hands boost blood flow and relax tight muscles, much like a day at a beach or an rubbing your body on an orange juicer. Unwind by squeezing away stress with today’s Groupon to Novita Spa on the Square in Georgetown. Choose between the following options:
- For $85, you get a massage package for one (a $185 value).
- For $149, you get a massage package for two (a $370 value).
Each person receives:
- Infrared therapy detox steam session (a $35 value)
- Eucalyptus aromatherapy with the steam (a $10 value)
- Hot-towel enhancement (a $10 value)
- 60-minute massage (an $85 value)
- Aromatherapy for the massage (a $10 value)
- Reflexology (a $15 value)
- Foot scrub (a $20 value)
At Novita Spa on the Square, licensed aestheticians coddle knotted muscles and kick out accumulated toxins with one-hour massages and other doting body treatments. Body-kneaders disentangle muscular knots with relaxation or deep-tissue modalities, nullifying stress better than dressing a drill sergeant as a clown. Afterward, a 30-minute detox steam session targets joint pain and further relaxes the muscles with infrared waves, amplifying the benefits of massage. Aromatherapy during the massage and steam treatment unwinds the mind via the nostrils, and a set of hot towels soothes the skin without capillary-themed nursery rhymes. Reflexology bolsters whole-body health by applying pressure to specific sites along the corpus, and a final foot scrub kicks calluses to the curb.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Bad Habits
Every human body is just a reservoir for helpful, disgusting fluids and bad habits. Here's a guide to some common habits and why they're considered bad:
• Rolling Eyes: A nonverbal expression of disdain or common side effect of wearing bifocal contact lenses, an eye roll can cause dizziness and disorientation, unless it's coupled with a sarcastic comment, such as, "Great facial expressions, Alice!" or "I guess we'll never know which Darren can't stop burping."
• Biting Nails: It's true that biting nails keeps them at a safe length for petting a blimp or touching a baby's head, but it also has serious health drawbacks. Nail biters suffer from chronic dehydration from not being able to open cans of soda, as well as loneliness after failing to peel price tags off of friends' birthday gifts.
• Grinding Teeth: Teeth make mouths dangerous to navigate during kissing, which is why hopeless romantics are always trying to grind their teeth down into soft nubs. The downside to grinding teeth is that the resulting shavings are extremely valuable and will make you a target for ivory hunters.
• Chewing with Mouth Open: Though you may think you're doing your table neighbors a kindness by showing them that you're not eating their food, chewing with your mouth open produces a disturbing sound that reminds many people of the time their robot drank quicksand.
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