The first rager was thrown atop a woolly mammoth, but when rampaging guests broke the trunk, parties weren't planned for another thousand years. Properly prepare for festivities with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of custom-printed invitations, gifts, monogramming, and more at Party Cat.
Party Cat specializes in custom-printed invitations, stationery, party supplies, monogramming, and more. Commission these experts of the printed letter to assemble colorful invitations for a children's birthday party ($1 and up /card), freeing up time to organize party games and build present forts. With Mother's Day a menacing, lidless eye on the horizon, induce teary-eyed appreciation with the mother hanging laminate ($11), or protect mom's photographic memories with a leather camera case ($50). Personalized foam cups prepare your party palace for barbecue season ($76 for 100 24 oz. cups), and monogrammed table dressings, such as the circus-dots place mat ($24 each for a quantity of 1–10), peacefully mark picnic territory.
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The Groupon Guide to: Surfing the Internet
Containing everything from the great works of literature to spoilers for the upcoming presidential election, the Internet can be a valuable resource—if you know how to use it. Use these tips to ensure a productive trip to cyberspace and back:
- Type the word surf into your computer's keyboard at anytime to access your Internet's web browser.
- If your computer is less than 10 years old, your browser must be voice navigated. Shout such things as "photo of a helicopter" or "birth parents?" and let the Internet do the rest.
- The Internet has more than 60 websites. Remember your favorites by "bookmarking" them (writing their names down on a bookmark you keep nailed to your computer).
- Surf safely. Not only is this practical advice, it's also the name of the web's official mascot, Surf Safely, the surfing coyote who reminds children not to burn down the Internet.
- Unplug and unwind. Using the Internet for more than four minutes a day will cause hair to grow uncontrollably from your mouth.
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