Physicists estimate that 47% of the energy in the universe is stored in stars, and the other 98% rages inside human children. Release your child's unyielding cosmic energy with today's Groupon to The Big Bounce, in Cedar Park. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get four weekday open-play passes (a $20 value).
- For $10, you get two weekend open-play passes (a $20 value).
The Big Bounce boasts an inflatable playscape in its 12,000-square-foot facility that children can run and leap on, then bound off the walls for extended periods of springy fun. A day pass for open play allows children 10 years old and younger to take full advantage of the air-filled jungle gym, giving them the opportunity to run around, play games, and engineer inflatable power plants for hours on end in a fun and safe environment. For huffing and puffing wee ones, the bouncy utopia also houses a theater that screens children's movies throughout the day, plus a snack bar with tasty treats for children who need refueling or parents who needs bargaining chips to get their kids to come home.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Germs
Germs are unavoidable: they flutter through the air, they drill through your dermis with their auger-like snouts, and they hide where you least expect it—in the laugh of a child. Here's what you need to know about these pathogenic microorganisms:
The Germ of an Idea: Germs are named for their discover, Johann van de Germ, the Austrian science hobbyist who built his own microscope out of plywood, rubber bands, and an existing microscope. Naturally, he was shocked to see his skin crawling with miniature monstrosities and spent his life trying to cleanse himself by bathing in moonlight.
Harmful Helpers: Although germs are actively working to undermine your body's health, some germs are actually necessary. Nicknamed "white blood cells," these scheming parasites smuggle oxygen from your lungs and hide it in your brain, where it's converted into memory nodes that can store state capitals and all eight years of your childhood.
Outrageously Contagious: Like dandelion seeds and wishes, germs are carried by the wind. To protect your family, avoid all physical and emotional contact with those around you. If you must hug your children, do so using two curved metal affection rods (available at all pharmacies) or hug them with words by writing them a check for $15.
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