A child’s imagination, like the universe or a confused soccer player, knows no bounds. Nurture blossoming creativity with today's Groupon at The Jumpy Place, valid at locations in Kyle and New Braunfels. Children younger than 12 months are free with a paid admission. Choose between the following options:
- For $16, you get four bounce packages (a $35 total value).
- For $22, you get six bounce packages (a $52.50 total value).
Each bounce package includes the following:
- One admission (a $7 value)
- A juice and snack bag (a $1.75 value)
Featured in the Hays Free Press, The Jumpy Place's twin fun zones brim with inflated bouncers that relieve the endemic of excess energy common to youths aged 10 and younger. Watchful parents and staff can keep an eye trained on the hop-happy kiddos in the single-room facilities, which are kept immaculate with a strict socks-only policy, daily disinfectant washes, and an unbudging ban on trash-can-dwelling Grouches. Each child will receive a juice and snack baggy per visit, and adult-aimed amenities include complimentary coffee, WiFi, and cartoon-free television. Both inflated fun houses are open every day except Tuesday, and each admission is valid all day long, freeing families to come and go for naps, lunch, and international intrigue demanding the attention of child spies.
Although The Jumpy Place sometimes offers a discounted rate online, this Groupon still presents the best deal available.
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The Groupon Guide to: Starting a Fire
Whether you're attempting to survive while stranded in a forest or asserting your mastery over the elements as part of a judicial nomination hearing, it's important to be able to start a fire using just your wits and any nearby combustibles. Here are some easy ways to start a fire without using matches or lighters:
Using a Magnifying Glass and a Sun: As its name suggests, you can focus errant sunbeams through the magnifying glass to magnetize the rays, thus causing them to catch fire. Police detectives often carry magnifying glasses so they can burn down crime scenes until only the vital clues remain.
Using Two Sticks and Some Friction: Any time that two pieces of wood touch, they will instantly burst into flame. You can make your own friction at home by rubbing your hands together quickly and then shoving them in your pants pockets to store the potential energy—the next thing you touch will catch fire, no exceptions.
Using Homemade Lighter Fluid: You can create your own liquid flame assistant by concocting a simple mixture of sparkling apple juice, loose carbon atoms, and the breath of a trumpet player.
Using Your Mind: It's well-known that man uses only 10% of his brain, but it's less well-known that the remaining 90% is devoted entirely to starting fires by thinking about them. To activate this untapped mental power, spend your days contemplating "big ideas," such as why people don't like you more and how jealous everyone will be once you start setting things on fire with your mind, until your latent pyrokinesis reveals itself in an orgy of fire and revenge.
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