Clothes make the man, or make a stack of dogs appear to be the man. Embrace man’s best trends with this Groupon.
Choose Between the Following Options
- $599 for one custom suit, two custom shirts, one tie, and one pair of cufflinks (a $1,824.96 value)
- $99 for $250 worth of custom clothes
A personal clothier meets with clients to help them choose from more than 400 types of cloth and linings. They'll take measurements and a series of photos to study client figuration in detail before forging custom, perfectly tailored garments. Suits start at $999 and shirts start at $199.
Banks & Ashby Custom Clothiers
Channeling the skills imparted to him by his great-great grandparents and 50 master tailors, Brian Bagdasarian opened Banks & Ashby Custom Clothiers in 2011 with the hope of perfecting the tailoring experience. Banks & Ashby's personal clothiers shepherd clients through more than 400 samples of cloth from high-end mills such as Thomas Fisher, Scabal, Loro Piana, Cerruti 1881, and Biella allowing clients to design the look of their new duds. Tailors assemble bespoke suits and dress shirts for gentlemen, and craft chic cocktail dresses for fashion-savvy martini glasses.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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