A meal with friends soothes the soul, much like a mother's hug or a movie about brave dogs learning to read. Enjoy a feel-good feast with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of authentic Italian cuisine at Rocco's Capriccio.
Nestled in Little Italy, the kitchen of Rocco's Capriccio buzzes with savory Italian dishes crafted by Chef Rocco Gargano, a culinary veteran from Matera, Italy. Fresh fish from around the globe converge on a menu aswim with salmon and shrimp specialties to meet standards such as linguine bolognese ($16.95) and pollo parmigiana ($17.95). A delicate cut of filet mignon stands up under a decadent blanket of prosciutto, fontina cheese, and cream sauce in the house specialty filetto di Gargano ($29.95). The cocktail list overflows with more than a dozen dessert-appropriate martinis made with sweeteners such as limoncello and Godiva chocolate liqueur ($9.95), along with coffee drinks enriched by rum, Baileys, amaretto, whipped cream, and gourmet caffeine ($8.95). An exhaustively researched and described wine list slakes mid-meal thirst with mainly Italian nectars chosen by humanely treated, free-range sommeliers ($8/glass; $32–$88/bottle).
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The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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