White River Paintball
They say an enemy is just a friend you haven't given a foot massage yet. Get to work on your resolution to spend more time with your enemies with today's Groupon to White River Paintball. For $10, you get open play admission, rental equipment (all-day air, semi-automatic paint marker and tank, goggles, loader pack), and 50 paintballs, a $30 value. Fulfill fantasies of expertly evading crossfire as you infiltrate enemy territory and annihilate the opposition faster than Reverend Johnson threatens to leave town after discovering that the sheriff has been murdered. Or just spatter strangers with neon splotches. White River Paintball is designed with both novices and expert players in mind, so you don't need years of mercenary training or a Blu-ray copy of Blazing Saddles to try it out.