Godiva Salon

If riding naked through the streets on horseback to protest the high cost of haircuts were to commonly result in jail time, today's Groupon would keep you out of prison: $50 gets you $125 worth of cut, color, or any other salon service at Godiva Salon. Godiva's team of innovative and friendly stylists, led by world-renowned hair guru Tony Promiscuo, will give you a new cut ($30–$95+ for men and $50–$95+ for women, depending on stylist), color (single process $50+, dimensional color $100+), or thermal reconditioning (price varies). Myth: Lady Godiva’s took her famous ride to protest her husband’s unfairly high rate of taxation. Fact: The purpose of the ride was to get to Arby’s as soon as possible.