French Dressing

The friendly staff will answer any and all questions with a professional demeanor that makes unmentionables comfortably mentionable. They are also masters of measurements, so take advantage while in the store. A properly fitting bra can reduce back strain and annoying fractal imprints left behind from too-tight undergarments. Pick up a throng of the comfortable Hanky Panky thongs ($18 apiece), or splurge on an Aubade bra ($127) that feels more like an extension of your body than an article of clothing. Wrap up inside a luxurious Mary Green kimono silk robe ($90), or take this Groupon to bed with an Eberjey pajama set ($110). Tell your girlfriends to grab today's deal so you can take your time browsing for your next favorite pair of underwear with the ladies.