Set in a luxurious penthouse with views of the city, the seasoned staff at John Allan's men's grooming club can smarten up masculine meat-suits with a variety of relaxing treatments. Combining Swedish and deep-tissue techniques, the full-body massage relieves muscular tension in a half-hour mollycoddling ($55). Following that, one of two Full Service grooming sessions ($65) begins with a shampoo and scalp massage to cleanse tresses and wipe out previous incarnations before fortifying hair with a conditioning treatment. After a soothing hot towel, the friendly mane mavens shape unruly strands into masterful works of follicular art. Finally, a shoe shine buffs classic men's oxfords and shines macho moccasins, and a cuticle caretaker issues a no-frills manicure to ensure hands appear inviting to during global high-five summits. Relive the relaxation on a subsequent visit with an included second full grooming session.