National Laser Institute
Fresh off TV appearances for its sister location on Arizona news stations, National Laser Institute’s licensed practitioners couple ample medical aesthetic knowledge with advanced laser equipment to help erase unwanted spider veins doodled on lower limbs. During an initial consultation, trained techs will examine each unwanted vein’s size, shape, and taxonomic classification while discussing treatment game plans with patients. Vein banishers, armed with a specialized laser, then send out high-energy wavelengths across a 3"x3" area of skin, allowing light rays to tap-dance deep into the dermis with minimal pain. Once below the skin's surface, the beams ransack the vein’s vault, scattering the blood cells, plasma, and paperwork for offshore bank accounts contained within before sealing shut vessel walls indefinitely. Over time, inner aqueducts will reroute blood, and the vein can collapse and withdraw into the body’s black hole.