Waldo's on High

The skilled scissor sorcerers under the direction of owner Christine Chamness are well-versed in reshaping the noggin hedges of both Fabios and Fabias. Men's cuts range from $25 to $35, and women's start at $35, price depending on lock length and solar-flare activity. Products used during your visit will bear a L'Oreal or Redken label—no generic Hairspray®-brand hairspray will be found in these battle stations. Any balance remaining from your Groupon can be carried over to your next visit or applied to other services (although Waldo's will not help you with your Pinewood Derby car, as this would be cheating). With Waldo's waxing services, reshape a gnarly brow for $15, or tame an upper lip for $10. The salon also offers a variety of hair coloring ($65–$130), including the handiwork of Balayage ($85–$140), and blow dry and styling services ($45–$60). Hair will be artfully snipped in accordance with the hair bearer's request. Waldo's offers a comfortable atmosphere to accompany its fantastical crew of scissor slingers, so you can feel relaxed while split ends meet timely ends and rustic 'dos undergo renovations.