Sun Your Buns
Sun Your Buns keeps its clean studios stocked with Star Trekkable tanning technology, making it easy to imbue skin with a radiant glow through a variety of methods. The UV-averse can skip the sky's stink-eye with Mystic spray tanning, whose 60-second sessions darken the dermis with a light cosmetic color that lasts for several days. To more accurately play the role of sun god or goddess to the cult that lives in your garage, take a nap inside the Sun Angel tanning beds, which customizes your light bath to the exact UVA and UVB your skin needs based on sensor scans and automatic lamps that adjust intensity. Your body's resulting bronze age will turn out lovely, dark, and deep, though it will probably hinder your ability to be cast in Jane Austen movies.