Advance Dental Care Center
The Advanced Power Plus treatment is the latest whitening technology from Zoom!, the premier purveyors of luminous chompers. Most Zoom-treated teeth will brighten by an average of eight shades after one safe, low-sensitivity, 45-minute procedure. A member of the friendly Advanced Dental Care staff leads each prospective smiler to a massage chair and a personal television, conducive to both muscular relaxation and tragic telenovela speedboat crashes. There, seasoned dental pro Dr. Sam Kahwach will gently and carefully apply Zoom!'s proprietary light and whitening gel in three 15-minute sessions, which work together to gently penetrate teeth and break up stains caused by coffee, soda, smoke, and Smokie-Cola. After all, maintaining a magnificent grin is important for mouths from every lip of life; a gleaming smile can come in handy during job interviews, first dates, and when you're lost in a midnight forest sans flashlight.