Alex Bistro serves classic Italian dishes in a casual atmosphere of rustic red accents, wood floors, and ambient lighting to reflect off the restaurant's centerpiece, the artisan-crafted cuisine. Edible expeditions can commence with the clams oreganata, freshly baked clams in a breadcrumb shell ($8.95), or the arugula salad, dotted with black olives, tomatoes, onions, and parmesan cheese and showered in a house-made vinaigrette ($5). Pillowy gnocchi swims with fresh spinach, garlic, and pancetta in a pecorino romano–cheese sauce ($15.95), and stuffed tilapia romantically recites sonnets alongside crabmeat in a butter sauce ($21.95). Engage in some calf exercises with the veal napoleon, cloaked in a suit of eggplant, prosciutto, mozzarella, and tomatoes and drizzled with cherry-wine sauce ($15.95). Alex Bistro harbors three hand-carved bars, all fully stocked with elixir mixers, an impressive selection of wines, and beers to sip on during live entertainment on select evenings, such as live bands or your uncle's interpretation of Barbra Streisand's Woman in Love, complete with spaghetti wig and marinara tears.